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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

(via beyondthebooty)

peppermintbee:

Words I started using ironically:

  • bro / bruh
  • bae
  • waifu
  • rad
  • totes
  • amirite
  • mang

Words I’m now using non-ironically:

  • [ see above list ]

(via beyondthebooty)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup, via beyondthebooty)

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via laugh-addict)